The Beans and Weenies Variety Show Podcast

Beans and Weenie Show – 27 March 2026

🔥 READY TO GO NUCLEAR? 🔥
We’re calling out the double standards, the hypocrisy, and the ridiculousness of “white face vs. black face.” One race gets to roast, parody, and laugh freely—and the other? Suddenly it’s WORLD WAR III. Comedy isn’t neutral. History isn’t erased by paint. Trauma isn’t a punchline.
 
Tune in to hear the rant that’s unfiltered, unapologetic, and SPICY as hell. Buckle up—this one hits hard, laughs harder, and leaves no hypocrisy standing.
 
💥 Don’t miss it. Watch now on TikTok, Facebook, and Rumble. Beans & Weenie style: raw, savage, and nuclear. 💥
We also have…
MARCH MADNESS UPDATES
DEATHWATCH 2026
MORONS IN PUBLIC
THINGS TURNING 50
JUST STUPID THINGS WE FIND INTERESTING and
TSA AND ICE – SOUNDS LIKE A DELICIOUS DRINK
FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK ON THE NEW ACCOUNT @BEANSNWEENIE
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BEANS & WEENIE SHOW, MARCH 17, 2026

What happens when you mix St. Patty’s Day, March Madness, conspiracy theories, and two guys who can’t stay on topic to save their lives?
You get THE BEANS & WEENIE SHOW.
🍀 ST. PATTY’S DAY MADNESS
🏀 MARCH MADNESS
🛸 CONSPIRACY THEORIES
Will Scooter fall down a rabbit hole he can’t escape?
⚖️ THE CONSTITUTION & EDUCATION
🎙️ THE BIG QUESTIONS OF THE NIGHT
Will Scooter actually be allowed to talk?
Will the show somehow end up on TikTok?
Will Spanky derail the conversation within the first 90 seconds?
📰 IRRELEVANT HEADLINES
👍 GOOD NEWS
🤯 RANDOM TOPICS NOBODY SAW COMING
…and of course…
🌭 TWO GUYS WHO NEVER STAY ON TOPIC.
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BEANS & WEENIE SHOW, MARCH 13, 2026

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WILL SPANKY let SCOOTER discuss his important topic tonight?
Our Constitutional CRISIS Deepens – LET’S TALK ABOUT THE CONSTITUTION
Spanky’s FRIDAY NEW “WHYZITS” JUST FOR YOU
SPRING BREAK BUDGET FRIENDLY TRAVEL DESTINATIONS… or Where not to GO
If you SMOKE and think you can drive, WELL JUST DON’T!
But if you do, we have the…BEANS AND WEENIE’S GUIDE FOR “THE FIELD SOBRIETY TEST TO CHECK FOR MARIJUANA”… ANSWERS INCLUDED!
AND OF COURSE IRRELEVANT AND POSSIBLY FUN HEADLINES…
GOOD NEWS AS ALWAYS AND SOME INTERESTING NEWS… and SO MUCH MORE!
CLUB CODE BLUE and our nifty 3 of a KIND GAME!and… THE TEAM SCOOTER T-SHIRT!

BEANS & WEENIE SHOW, MARCH 10, 2026

BEANS & WEENIE SHOW, MARCH 10, 2026
IT’S A CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS – LET’S TALK ABOUT THE CONSTITUTION
NEW SPORTS FOR FUTURE WINTER OLYMPICS
FOOD NEWS FOR EVERYONE – CUZ WE ARE FAT!
SPANKY DREAMS UP NEW “WHYZITS” JUST FOR YOU
SPRING BREAK IS UPON US AND SPANKY HAS YOUR BUDGET FRIENDLY TRAVEL DESTINATIONS…
GOOD NEWS AS ALWAYS AND SOME BETTER NEWS…
THE BEANS AND WEENIE’S GUIDE FOR “THE FIELD SOBRIETY TEST TO CHECK FOR MARIJUANA”… WE HAVE THE ANSWER KEY!
AND OF COURSE IRRELEVANT AND POSSIBLY FUN HEADLINES…

BEANS AND WEENIE SEASON OF SILLINESS

ON THIS WEEKS SHOW…SPANKY’S STACK OF DUMB STUFFDUMPSTER FIRE NEWSIN SEARCH OF MORMOMSTHINK FAST, A GAME WHERE YOU, THE AUDIENCE, MATCH INTELLEGIENCE AGAINST SCOOTER – THIS WEEKS GAME ROMANTIC MOVIES, CAN YOU NAME THEM?
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BEANS AND WEENIE SEASON OF SILLINESS

ON THIS WEEKS SHOW…LOVE IS IN THE AIR, HAPPY VALENTINES DAYSPANKY’S STACK OF LOVE STUFFTHINK FAST, A GAME WHERE YOU, THE AUDIENCE, MATCH INTELLEGIENCE AGAINST SCOOTER – THIS WEEKS GAME IS ABOUT PRODUCT JINGLESSEND US AN EMAIL: BEANSANDWEENIESHOW@YAHOO.COMCHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN.JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

BEANS and WEENIE - SEASON OF SILLINESS

BEANS AND WEENIE SEASON OF SILLINESSON THIS WEEKS SHOW…Heavyweight Dank DemossDeal Breakers - Yes or NoThink Fast - a new gameThings that make you say What da FuqBe sure to send us questions to ask Ma - IYKYKSEND US AN EMAIL: BEANSANDWEENIESHOW@YAHOO.COMCHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN.JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

BEANS and WEENIE Show Season of Silliness -NOT SO SILLY SHOW

Special Guest 2APatriot Mama
On this weeks show...
Child Trafficking and current events
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BEANS AND WEENIE SEASON OF SILLINESS

ON THIS WEEKS SHOW…Spanky’s Stack of Stuff, Dumb 911 calls from Canada, Dumb Criminals, TIKTOK Crash, Dunkin without DonutsSEND US AN EMAIL: BEANSANDWEENIESHOW@YAHOO.COMCHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN.JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

BEANS AND WEENIE SEASON OF SILLINESS

ON THIS WEEKS SHOW...
NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS, IRRITATING PEOPLE, MORONS, AND IDIOTSSEND US AN EMAIL: BEANSANDWEENIESHOW@YAHOO.COMCHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN.JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION! LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW