The Beans and Weenies Variety Show Podcast

THE BEANS & WEENIE SHOW IS DOOMED S5-E25

SUMMER LOVIN – MEMORIAL DAY HOLIDAY!
ON THIS EPISODE:
HEADLINES NO ONE CARES ABOUT
NICKI MINAJ WAS ARRESTED
INTERESTING GRADUATION NEWS
X-RATED TELE TUBBIES
MC-CANCER DEATHS
X-RATED WHEEL OF FORTUNE PUZZLES
HORNY GRANDMAS
BEANS & WEENIE MEMORIAL DAY DEALS
and
KRAZIE TOWN IMPOSSIBLE TRIVIA
JOIN US AND ESCAPE FROM REALITY! CHECK OUT OUR TWISTED COMEDY AND UNIQUE PERSPECTIVES!   
SATURDAY NIGHTS 8:30PM CST    
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The BEANS & WEENIE SHOW is SLIGHTLY DOOMED S5-E24

S5-E24 SUMMERTIME BLUES AND WE ARE ONLY IN MAY…
SPANKY, JESTER, SLIGHTLY & SCOOTER HAVE THINGS TO DISCUSS: AND MAYOR KRAZIE, J-LOW, DENALI BRETT, AND SHORTYV JOIN IN
SPANKY’S ADDRESSES UPCOMING MOTHERS DAY, GRADUATIONS, AND PROTEST SEASON/
SLIGHTLY HAS THE HEADLINES WORTH READING!- GRADUATION DAY GUN PLAY- COLLEGE STUDENTS LEARN FROM TIKTOK- WHAT IS OZEMBIC BUTT?- NEW YORK NOW HAS “PIZZA RATS”
SPANKY ADDRESSES THE AGE-OLD QUESTION - “THINGS YOU SHOULD NOT POST ON THE INTERNET”
WHY WOULD A MORON STEAL LUXURY VIBRATORS? FIND OUT HERE
ASSAULT AND BATTERY WITH A PINK DILDO… WHAT??? 😲 😲
WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO END A THREESOME? NOT THIS WAY… 😲
WHAT IS PROPER CUSTOMER ETIQUETTE LIKE THESE DAYS. WELL NOT THISOR… WHY IS SUBWAY UNDER ATTACK?
JOIN US AND ESCAPE FROM REALITY! CHECK OUT OUR TWISTED COMEDY AND UNIQUE PERSPECTIVES!   
SATURDAY NIGHTS 8:30PM CST    
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S5-E23 MAY THE FOURTH BEANS & WEENIE YOU…

JOIN US AS TAKE A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE, JUST FOLLOW THE BROWN ROAD!
SPANKY, JESTER, SLIGHTLY & SCOOTER DISCUSS: AND MAYOR KRAZIE AND SHORTYV JOIN IN
SPANKY’S WORLD TRAVELS AND LIFE
SLIGHTLY HAS THE HEADLINES WORTH READING! - 2 HOUR CONDOMS - HAMAS/GAZA NAZIS - “METH”ODIST REVEREND - TRANS WOMAN WITH SMALL PENIS - PEE STAIN JEANS, ALL THE RAGE
DUMB THINGS LIBERALS DO aka LEAVE WILD ANIMALS ALONE!
WHICH COUNTRY HAS THE BIGGEST BUTTS? YOU WILL BE SURPRISED
SOMEHOW ORIGINAL SONGS WERE SUNG.
SPANKY READS SCOOTER’S NEW BOOK –“JESTER REALLY LIKES HIS BALLS”
OTHER THINGS DEFINITELY HAPPENED, WE JUST CAN’T REMEMBER. LISTEN FOR YOURSELF AND FIND OUT!
JOIN US AND ESCAPE FROM REALITY! CHECK OUT OUR TWISTED COMEDY AND UNIQUE PERSPECTIVES!   
SATURDAY NIGHTS 8:30PM CST    
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JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION!
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S5-E21The BEANS & WEENIE SHOW IS DOOMED with SPANKY, JESTER, & SCOOTER

S5-E21 MARCH IS SO OVER, LET’S MOVE ON…
JOIN US AS WE TAKE A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE, JUST FOLLOW THE BROWN BRICK ROAD!
SPANKY & SCOOTER DISCUSS:
MEMORIES OF MARCH
SPANKY’S NEW GRANDDAUGHTER… WELCOME OCTAVIA NICOLE
OUR DEAR FRIEND, KYLIE’S IMPENDING VISIT TO THE “LOVE SHACK”
OUR MAMMOTH FRIEND TUDDLES AND HIS PET SNAKE!
A UNIQUE LETTER TO DEAR ABBY – IS SHE STILL AROUND?
REALLY BAD PARENTS or HOW NOT TO THROW A CHILDS PARTY
CAPITALISM FROM THE UNDERBELLY or DON’T STEAL MY ADULT TOY IDEA
WE ARE HAPPY TO BE JOINED BY TUDDLES, AMBER MAY, KYLIE, GEORGE AND OF COURSE THE REST OF THE BWD CREW!
JOIN US AND ESCAPE FROM REALITY! CHECK OUT OUR TWISTED COMEDY AND UNIQUE PERSPECTIVES!   
SATURDAY NIGHTS 8:30PM CST    
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S5-E20 BEANS & WEENIE SHOW IS DOOMED with SPANKY, JESTER, JAMES, & SCOOTER

S5-E20 A “TODGER” BY ANY OTHER NAME IS…
JOIN US AS WE PLAY “BWD AGAINST THE WORLD”, ALWAYS FUN!
SPANKY, JESTER, JAMES, & SCOOTER DISCUSS:
BIZARRE CASE OF MAN IMPALED BY HORSE… TO DEATH
BRITAINS OBSESSION WITH GIGANTIC TODGERS
THINGS FOUND IN A PERSONS ANUS FOR $200 ALEX
WHICH STATES ARE THE MOST PRUDE… WHO IS NUMBER ONE?
BWD CREW MAKES A LOVE CONNECTION WITH A COUPLE… MAYBE.
THANK YOU TO TUDDLES AND CRASH FOR JOINING THE CREW THIS EVENING!
JOIN US AND ESCAPE FROM REALITY! CHECK OUT OUR TWISTED COMEDY AND UNIQUE PERSPECTIVES!   
SATURDAY NIGHTS 8:30PM CST    
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S5-E19 THE BEANS &WEENIE SHOW IS DOOMED with SPANKY, JESTER, & SCOOTER

S5-E19 THE SHOW THAT ALMOST WASN’T…
ON THE BWD TONIGHT:
SPECIAL GUESTS – EL CARPE FROM LOW STANDARDS AND POURS AND SILVER STATE QUEEN CHELS!
CELEBRATE ST PATRICK’S DAY – WE ARE GREEN WITH WEIRD STUFF
SPRING BREAK MAYHEM, CANNIBAL PARTIES AND MORE WEIRD STUFF
DOUBLE STANDARDS, WHAT ARE THEY? WHERE ARE THEY? WHY ARE THEY? THE WORLD HAS THEM AND WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THEM
FIND OUT WHY SHOPPING AT SAFEWAY MIGHT BE MORE DISGUSTING THAN YOU THINK…
FOLLOW-UP TO THE STORY ABOUT “DEEZ NUTZ”, WE FOUND OUT WHERE IT ALL STARTED.
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SATURDAY NIGHTS 8:30PM CST    
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S5-E18 THE BEANS & WEENIE SHOW IS DOOMED with SPANKY, JESTER, SCOOTER & MAYOR KRAZIE

S5-E18 HAVE YOU GOT GAME? LET’S FIND OUT…
KRAZIE.TOWN TRIVIA with MAYOR KRAZIE
BE SURE AND FOLLOW HER ON X/TWITTER @KrazieLegacy AND CHECK OUT HER WEB STORE @ WWW.KRAZIE.TOWN
ON THE BWD TONIGHT:
SCHOOLS TEACHING KIDS NEW FETISHES, NO WONDER KIDS ARE SCREWED UP
BEANS & WEENIE COFFEE’S MATE NEW FLAVORS, YOU WANT THESE!
MIAMI IS BREAKING UP WITH SPRING BREAKERS, IT HAD TO HAPPEN
WHAT DO SCORPIONS HAVE TO DO WITH GAMBLING IN VEGAS?
LET US INTRODUCE YOU TO “DEEZ NUTZ” FROM GREEN BAY, HE’S A PEACH
WE TELL YOU WHERE TO FIND THE BEST ANTIQUE “SHIT” IN TEXAS
JOIN US AND ESCAPE FROM REALITY! CHECK OUT OUR TWISTED COMEDY AND UNIQUE PERSPECTIVES!   
SATURDAY NIGHTS 8:30PM CST    
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JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION!
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CHECK OUT JESTER'S SOCIAL MEDIA - LINKTREE.COM/JESTERDOOMS

S5E17 THE BEANS & WEENIE SHOW IS DOOMED WITH SPANKY, JESTER, JAMES, & SCOOTER

S5-E17 BWD AGAINST THE WORLD! COME PLAY
SLIGHTY SERIOUS JAMES JOINS THE FESTIVITIES!
SPANKY HAS YOUR CURRENT EVENTS, SPACE TRAVEL, ELECTION POLITICS, HOE LIFE, AND A REFERENCE TO SPORTS.
GAS STATION HEROIN, IT’S A THING AND IT MAY BE DEADLY. WE HAVE A GRAVE WARNING.
ZOMBIE HORDS OR MORE LIKE ZOMBIE GATHERINGS OR CATATONIC ZOMBIES AKA TRANQ TOURISM. IT IS A THING AND WE TALK ABOUT IT.
WHEN YOU THINK OF ALMONDS, DO YOU THINK OF NIPPLES? OR DAVID BECKHAM… WE HAVE THE REASON YOU SHOULD.
COOKING WITH POOP – GOOD OR BAD? WE HAVE THE INFO, YOU MAKE THE DECISION.
WE PLAY A NEW GAME. YOU NEED TO JOIN. ITS FUNNIER THAN SPANKY’S SEXUAL PROWESS. CHECK IT OUT!
JOIN US AND ESCAPE FROM REALITY! CHECK OUT OUR TWISTED COMEDY AND UNIQUE PERSPECTIVES!   
SATURDAY NIGHTS 8:30PM CST    
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THE BEANS & WEENIE SHOW IS DOOMED WITH SPANKY, JESTER, & SCOOTER S5-E16

S5-E16 - IT’S SOMEONE’S BIRTHDAY SOMEWHERE!  
JOIN SPANKY, JESTER, & SCOOTER FOR THE LIVE STREAM THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!  
TONIGHTS SPECIAL GUEST CO-HOSTS: 
SILVER CITY CHELS & SLIGHTLY SERIOUS JAMES! 
SUPER BOWL TRIVIA WINNER AND THE MOST UNIQUE ANSWER OF THE CONTEST
ICONIC MOVIE ROLES THAT SHOULD NOT BE RE-CAST
FORGOTTEN RESTAURANTS FROM YOUR CHILDHOOD 
THINGS YOU DON’T WANT TO EXPERIENCE ON A PLANE AT 40,000 FEET
OFFSEASON UPGRADES
STRANGEST CAREER CHANGE – YES IT HAS TO DO WITH BDSM
ESCAPE FROM REALITY? HELL YES!  AND TWISTED COMEDY AND UNIQUE PERSPECTIVES? EXACTLY!   
8:30PM CST    
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S5-EP15-THE BEANS & WEENIE SHOW IS DOOMED with SPANKY, JESTER, & SCOOTER

S5-E15 SUPER BOWL FEST AND PRE-PARTY (GO CHIEFS)
JOIN SPANKY, JESTER, & SCOOTER and SPECIAL CO-HOST MAYOR KRAZIE FOR THE SHOW THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!
JESTER IS ON THE HOT SEAT. 
KELCE-SWIFT RELATIONSHIP ANALYSIS THAT YOU REALLY NEED TO KNOW
SPANKY GIVES US SOME NUMEROLOGY CRAP...
KRAZIE TOWN TRIVIA IS BACK AND THERE IS A TROPHY ON THE LINE...
THERE WILL BE INTERESTING SUPER BOWL TIDBITS
JOIN TO BE ELIGIBLE ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️ FOR PRIZES AND GIVE AWAYS
KRAZIE TOWN SHOPS - WWW.KRAZIE.TOWN
BWDCREW COMMUNITY - https://beansandweenieshowmadness.locals.com/
WE WILL BE BACK HERE NEXT SATURDAY AT 8:30pm CST - WE WILL ANNOUCE THE SUPER BOWL TRIVIA WINNER AND HAVE SO MUCH MORE FUN! BE SURE AND JOIN US!