The Beans and Weenies Variety Show Podcast

Beans & Weenie Show is DOOMED! Spanky’s Return

We have a lot of FUN with Spanky's Return to the Studio!
Tina Turner's life and passing becomes an interesting topic. Just know that Spanky is wrong about everything!
We discuss and attempt to hold down stomach contents in regards to the WOKE WORLD! We jump on the bandwagon so...
Target, Sports Illustrated, Bud, and The North Face
are topics of conversation.
Join us for some SITCOM THEME SONG TRIVIA.
How well do you know your TV SHOW THEME SONGS...?
We journey to the far off land of Islamabad Pakistan for some very disturbing news about the DEAD!
We ask the question, "How bad do you want that HOT POCKET?" and society answered. Not a good answer but today's society lacks something... we think it's COMMON SENSE!
We think we found the next Annie Oakley... Just saying...
We WISH EVERYONE a SAFE and HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND!
Thank YOU to all the veterans and ALL THE FAMILIES and FRIENDS OF VETERANS!
 
 

WTF EP2- The Women of DOOM Hijack the SHOW!

The WOMEN of DOOM take over the show!
Jelly, Kylie, and ShelbieJack guide the conversation and DOOM & Scooter have no SAY!
This is worth the listen!
We learn some things about, well, everything...
Enjoy

WTF - Episode ONE

DOOM & Scooter have your weekly recap
NYC has a NEW RAT CZAR
ITS RAINING BOVINES – TEXAS BLOWS UP A LOT OF COWS
ENGLAND HATES LITTLE OLD LADIES AND FORCES ONE OUT OF ELECTED OFFICE
REDNECKS IN CALIFORNIA – WE FOUND THE MOST EXPENSIVE TRAILER PARK
 DO YOU WONDER WHAT THERE IS TO CELEBRATE AFTER EASTER? SCOOTER & DOOM HAVE YOUR TOP TEN LIST OF CELEBRATIONS AND CELEBRATORY REASONS
 AND WE FINALLY ANSWER THE QUESTION OR WE AT LEAST DISCUSS THE EVER LINGERING QUESTION “DO MEN HAVE PERIODS?”
LAST BUT NOT LEAST, DOOM GOES HEAD TO HEAD WITH ONE OF OUR FRIENDS, JAKE THE SNAKE IN A BATTLE OF TRIVIA! FIND OUT WHO WINS IF ANYONE ACTUALLY DID WIN...

BWD – S4 E7 WHY IS EVERYONE SO UP IN ARMS TODAY? HAVE A DRINK…

TIKTOK – WHAT IS GOING ON. JESTER AND SCOOTER HAVE THEORIES. YOU NEED TO HEAR THEM…
WE DISCUSS SOME OF THE MORE INTERESTING REQUESTS CUSTOMERS HAVE MADE TO RETAIL EMPLOYEES
SOMEHOW WE DISCUSS THE GWYNETH PALTROW LAWSUIT.. SHE RAN OVER SOMEONE SKIING.
THE BOYS ASKED A QUESITON AND THE LISTENERS RESPONDED…
THE QUESTION IS “THINGS YOU CAN SAY TO YOUR PET THAT YOU PROBABLY SHOULD NOT SAY TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER” WE DISCOVERED HOW TWISTED PEOPLE MAY BE, YOU NEED TO LISTEN
WE HAVE A CANDID CONVERSATION WITH ONE OF OUR FAVORITE LISTENERS – CUEBELLAK8 MAKES A WONDERFUL APPEARANCE.
IF you liked the ATTIRE the BOYS are wearing ON THE SHOW…
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The BEANS & WEENIE SHOW is DOOMED – S4 E6D

HEY BUDDY CAN YOU SPARE A LIME?
Swedish Company to Launch World's First Airbag Jeans. They Look All Safe and Puffy. But are the REALLY???
"This Is Not A Pipe," Female Suspect Claimed
Woman Sues Ex-Husband For $4.5 Million Over Her Inability To Orgasm With Other Men.
We discuss the latest Joe Biden statements concerning a mothers dead sons.
 We also celebrate dirty joke Friday! be sure to join us for a sleazy good time!
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and use code DOOM10 for your discount!
 
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Send us a comment or if YOU have a Topic or a really WEIRD Story, send us an email or DM the show on TWITTER, CLAPPER, TIKTOK, FACEBOOK, IG or ... lots of other places!
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The BEANS & WEENIE SHOW is DOOMED – S4 E5D

Can I POP your Balloon? C’mon lemme do it!
WHAT DAY IS IT? – Play the game and see if you know what day is being celebrated all over the world today.
Controversial Puppy Bowl Star Shits During National Anthem
Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl
Killeen ISD investigating ‘extremely disturbing’ assignment distributed to students at Rancier Middle School
All students are hereby notified that masturbation in the Killeen High School toilets is a violation of the Killeen Independent School District Code of Conduct.
Killeen TEXAS – YOU HAVE SOME SERIOUS PROBLEMS!
Woman Goes Missing The Day After Judge Rules She Can’t Marry Her Dog
UFO shot down by $400K US missile may have been a $12 hobby balloon: report
We Learn about the elusive CLAM SLAM! You may be astounded like we were…
Do you have a word that just angers you or even a list of words? Well we share some of ours and we would love to know what yours may be… comment below and tell us what words PISS YOU OFF
 
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The BEANS & WEENIE SHOW is DOOMED – S4 E4D

Is there a RUN on TP for the SUPER BOWL?
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What Day is it?
Elderly Woman Pretended To Have Alzheimers For Over 10 Years. All The While She was One Of California’s Largest Methamphetamine Manufacturers
Man leaves human jawbone at California police station…and then leaves
Siblings Caught Stealing Dozens Of Eggs In Their Throats.
Lets Move from THROAT GOATS to beautiful New Delhi India…
Man Sends 100’s Of Used Dildos To The Whitehouse
New “Smart Diaper” Will Send Notifications to Parents’ Phones When the Baby Poops
Customs agents discover dolphin skull at Detroit airport
Jester has brought to us a bit of knowledge and historical fact…
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The BEANS & WEENIE SHOW is DOOMED – S4 E3D

RISE OF THE PARA CYBER SEX ANIMALS
A BIG-HUGE-BWD LOVE FILLED HUG TO JELLY6 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
HEY, IS THAT A COMET OR A BALLOON? WELL, THAT IS A COMPLICATED ANSWER
THE GREEN COMET MAY BE VISIBLE IN THE SKY AND WE MIGHT DISCUSS IT…
DID SLEEPY JOE LET GO OF HIS BALLOONS OR IS CHINA SENDING HIM A GIFT? JESTER HAS PLENTY OF THOUGHTS ABOUT THE ENTIRE BALLOON FIASCO – LISTEN HERE
NOT SURE HOW TO DESCRIBE THIS BUT HERE GOES… SEA CLAM SEX – JUST LISTEN AND YOU WILL UNDERSTAND
WAYS TO BE AWAKENED FROM A COMA – WE THINK THIS IS A GOOD FIRST STEP IN ANY SITUATION
THIS STORY WAS SUBMITTED FROM A VALUED AND TREASURED SHOW LISTENER- PROBABLY OUR MISTAKE BUT WE RAN WITH IT – IGLOOING – THAT IS ALL WE CAN LEGALLY SAY BUT YOU DEFINITELY SHOULD LISTEN
WHO KNEW DOLPHINS WERE SO MEAN AND ORGANIZED – LISTEN TO THIS BEFORE YOU GO SWIMMING WITH THESE LECHEROUS MAMMALS!
 
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The BEANS & WEENIE SHOW is DOOMED – S4 E2D – 27JAN

Dude, WHERE DID I LEAVE MY HAMMER?
We have what day is it, brought to you by Ross Dog from YouTube fame! Check his channel out… https://www.youtube.com/@RossDog
We learn about:
Bernie Sanders Dares Donald Trump To Compare something… can you guess what that is?
Never saw this coming…
Woman Impregnates 7 Female Correction Officers At A California State Prison
Our lovely listener from Down Under -  Jelly – brought us this little gem… now you GET IT!
TROUT FOR CLOUT – HOLY SHOCK THE TACO! Brought to us by JELLY!!!! New meaning to DOWN UNDER!
We are trying to feel bad for him, but he seems just fine with it…
MAN’S EXPLODING BALLS! Whatttttttttttttttttttttttttt…
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The BEANS & WEENIE SHOW is DOOMED – S4 E1D

The Return of the KINGS!
Spanky, Jester, Scooter, & ButterNuts catchup after the Holiday Hiatus
Spanky found headlines he thought were interesting, You be the Judge
Alec Baldwin
Dept of Defense Lost a lot of MONEY?!?!?!
Smuggling at the Mexican Border has taken a unique turn, Eggselent you might say
Where is the best place to use Methamphetime? Not where you think…
New Movie Trailer released… Is it really a Valentine’s Day Movie? Decide for YOURSELF
On the lighter side of the NEWS (If you can call it that)
Louisiana Woman arrested because her boyfriend couldn’t hold it… Stabbing involved
What does a Grapefruit, Florida Man, and a YMCA have in common? Find out here
Pizza Delivery Man… Well we cannot believe he did this…BUT HE DID. What is it?
Listen to this BRIDE’S Bachlorette Party Confession… Is she a keeper?
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