The Beans and Weenies Variety Show Podcast

THE BEANS & WEENIE SHOW IS DOOMED with SPANKY, JESTER, & SCOOTER S-5 EP-11

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TONIGHT WE ARE SERVING UP:
SPECIAL GUEST: 2APATRIOTMAMA –
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WE PLAY THE POPULAR GAME OF SMASH-PASS-KILL WITH MAMA.
WE WILL BE BACK HERE NEXT SATURDAY AT 8:30pm CST… COME FOR THE TRIVIA AND STAY FOR THE INNUENDO AND SALACIOUS DOUBLE ENTENDRE’S

THE BEANS & WEENIE SHOW IS DOOMED with SPANKY, JESTER, & SCOOTER S-5 EP-10

MAKE WAY FOR THE WINTER SCHMUCKS!
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TONIGHT WE ARE SERVING UP:
WINTER SCHMUCKS, MORON GOVERNMENT AGENCIES, AND ELECTRIC VEHICLE MAYHEM
WE ALSO DISCUSS THE JUST IN TIME RELEASE OF THE CINEMATIC TREASURE, “MICKEY’S MOUSE TRAP”. YOUR FAVORITE MOUSE ON A BLOOD THIRSTY RAMPAGE KILLING TEENAGERS AT THEME PARK… SOUNDS INTERESTING.
WE DISCUSS THE LATEST EFFORTS BY HOLLYWOOD TO REHABILITATE A THUG ACTOR CONVICTED OF HITTING A WOMAN.
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THE BEANS & WEENIE SHOW IS DOOMED with SPANKY, JESTER, & SCOOTER S-5 EP-9

SPANKY’S BIG BIRTHDAY  BASHAPOLOOZA!!!
TODAYS SHOW IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER “S”
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Memories, Memories and more memories. Relive the moments from Beans and Weenie show through the years.
Spanky walks through 2023 in an interesting look back.
We take a second or two to celebrate our very own New Year’s baby… kind of…
Happy Birthday to Spanky McButterPants
We have a lot of exciting changes coming to the Beans and Weenie Show. You asked for them and we kinda listened.
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THE BEANS & WEENIE SHOW IS DOOMED with SPANKY, JESTER, & SCOOTER S-5 EP-8 MERRY CHRISTMAS!

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
CHRISTMAS MEMORIES AND REMEMBERANCES
CHRISTMAS TRIVIA WITH MAYOR KRAZIE FROM KRAZIE TOWN GIFTS AND PRODUCTS
CHECK OUT WWW.KRAZIE.TOWN FOR GREAT PRODUCTS, JEWELRY, TUMBLERS, AND CUSTOM PRODUCTS!
(CONGRATULATIONS TO AMBER MAY, WINNER OF KRAZIE CHRISTMAS TRIVIA!)
THE ANNUAL READING OF “TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS” BY MAMA SCOOTER
FROM EVERYONE HERE AT THE BEANS AND WEENIE SHOW IS DOOMED, HAVE A SAFE AND VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS!
BE SURE TO JOIN US DECEMBER 30TH FOR THE PRE-NEW YEARS CELEBRATION AND BIG BOY SPANKY BIRTHDAY BASH. 8:30PM CST, SATURDAY NIGHT!

BEANS & WEENIE SHOW IS DOOMED, S5E7 WITH SCOOTER AND JESTER

CRAZY ADVENT CALENDARS,
HEADLINES THAT SHOULD BE FORGOTTEN, 
A LOVE STORY FOR THE AGES BUT WITH MISSING BODY PARTS
UBER EATS 2023 LIST OF MOST INTERESTING ORDERS
HOLIDAY TRIVIA WITH JESTER, ERIC THE PODFATHER, AND OUR FRIEND JAKE DIALS
BUT BE SURE TO TUNE IN FOR THE NEXT BEANS AND WEENIE SHOW IS DOOMED. WE WILL HAVE SOME MORE ENTERTAINING AND INFORMATIVE STORIES WAITING JUST FOR YOU. 8:30PM CST ON SATURDAY NIGHTS.

THE BEANS & WEENIE SHOW IS DOOMED with SPANKY, JESTER, & SCOOTER S-5 EP-6

TONIGHTS SHOW BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER “M”
THE WEEKS HEADLINES WILL SURPRISE YOU
CREATIVE ELF ON A SHELF PLACEMENT IDEAS AND A PSA FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT HAVEN’T DIVED INTO THE HOLIDAY TRADITION POOL.
DATING TRADITIONS AND RITUALS THAT SHOULD BE BROUGHT BACK!
HOW DO YOU APPROACH THE SUBJECT OF HYGIENE, ESPECIALLY WITH A WOMAN? SPANKY GIVES YOU SOME BACKGROUND… THIS IS A SMELLY SUBJECT THAT SOME NEED TO HEAR!
WE HAVE THE MOST HATED HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITIES FOR 2023, AS VOTED FOR BY YOU… THE PUBLIC.SEE IF YOU AGREE… WE HAVE QUESTIONS ABOUT SOME
WE TRIED SOME TRIVIA FOR THE WORST HOLIDAY SONGS, SEE HOW THAT TURNED OUT.
AND THAT WAS A WRAP… BUT BE SURE TO TUNE IN FOR THE NEXT BEANS AND WEENIE SHOW IS DOOMED. WE WILL HAVE SOME MORE ENTERTAINING AND INFORMATIVE STORIES WAITING JUST FOR YOU. 8:30PM CST ON SATURDAY NIGHTS.

THE BEANS & WEENIE SHOW IS DOOMED with SPANKY, JESTER, & SCOOTER S-5 EP-5

SEASON 5 EPISODE 5 – ITS ALL ABOUT THE GOLDEN RINGS… 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
THE LOVELY AND TALENTED DRAGON LADY KYLIE JOINS US THIS EVENING
SPANKY HAS A LITTLE TRIVIA FOR YOU THIS EVENING – HOW SMART ARE YOU?
THE SHOW CAREENS DOWN THE ROAD TO THE BEST FAMILY GAMES TO PLAY DURING THE HOLIDAY SEASON OR HOLIDAY PARTIES.
AT CHRISTMAS TIME IT IS ALWAYS HARD TO FIND A GOOD HIDING PLACE – WE HAVE A STORY ABOUT SOMEONES HIDING PLACE – NOT A GOOD ONE BUT IT IS A HIDING PLACE.
STRUGGLING TO FIND A GIFT FOR THAT CHILD IN YOUR LIFE? WELL, WE HAVE THE LIST FOR TOYS THAT YOU SHOULD AVOID BUYING FOR ANY CHILD… JUST DO NOT DO EVEN CONSIDER THESE…
SOMEONE HAS GIVEN US A BRIEF GLIMPSE INTO THE WORLD OF WHAT IS BEING PURCHASED FROM SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE ONLINE RETAILERS… NOT SURE YOU WILL EVEN BELIEVE THE THINGS PEOPLE ARE PURCHASING…
SPANKY GETS SERIOUS. AT LEAST FOR A MINUTE HE TRIES TO. THIS IS SOMETHING THAT COULD FIX ALL OF THE PROBLEMS IN THE WORLD TODAY. IT MAY EVEN BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE INITIATION OF WORLD WIDE PEACE. YOU HAVE TO LISTEN…
THERE YOU HAVE IT. ANOTHER BANNER SHOW JUST FOR YOU. REMEMBER, WE WILL BE LIVE ON SATURDAY THE 2ND OF DECEMBER AT 8:30PM CST – WAIT TIL YOU HEAR WHAT WE HAVE IN STORE FOR YOU!

THE BEANS & WEENIE SHOW IS DOOMED with SPANKY, JESTER, & SCOOTER

SEASON 5 EPISODE 4 – THE CURE FOR YOUR THANKSGIVING HOLIDAY HANGOVER
WE ARE JESTER-LESS THIS EVENING –
SPANKY EXPLAINS WHAT RIGHT-SIDE UP PINEAPPLE PARTIES ARE… THIS IS INTERESTING
FIND OUT WHAT THE BEST THANKSGIVING SIDE DISHES WERE ACCORDING TO THE 2023 “STATES OF THE SIDES” POLL
HINT – STUFFING IS NO LONGER KING… FIND OUT WHAT RANKED #1
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HOLIDAY COMMERCIAL THAT BRINGS THOSE MEMORIES FLOWING – WE HAVE SOME AND WE PLAY THEM FOR YOU!
WHEN DID HOLIDAY TRADITIONS TAKE A NOSE DIVE? DO FAMILIES EVEN SPEAK DURING THE HOLIDAYS? WE MAY HAVE FOUND A PERFECT “NEW” TRADITION FOR YOU TO CONSIDER!
LAST WEEK WE GAVE YOU THE BEST HOLIDAY MOVIES ACCORDING TO ROTTEN TOMATOS SO THIS WEEK WE HAVE THE WORST HOLIDAY MOVIES – THIS IS A SKETCHY LIST BUT MAYBE YOU WILL AGREE WITH THEM…
WE HAVE THE LIST TO END ALL LISTS OF THE BEST GIFTS FOR 2023. THIS LIST COMES TO US FROM GOOD HOUSEKEEPING MAGAZINE SO YOU KNOW IT IS AWESOME… I THINK YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE SURPRISED THOUGH… YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY LISTEN AND LET US KNOW YOUR FAVORITE!
ALONG WITH THESE GREAT GIFT IDEAS, WE FOUND ONE GIFT THAT DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE… TELL US YOUR THOUGHTS.
THERE IS ALSO THE BEST REASONS WHY YOU ARE BETTER OFF SKIPPING BLACK FRIDAY SHOPPING…
THERE YOU HAVE IT. ANOTHER BANNER SHOW JUST FOR YOU. REMEMBER, WE WILL BE LIVE ON SATURDAY THE 2ND OF DECEMBER AT 8:30PM CST – WAIT TIL YOU HEAR WHAT WE HAVE IN STORE FOR YOU!

THE BEANS & WEENIE SHOW IS DOOMED with SPANKY, JESTER, & SCOOTER

SEASON 5 EPISODE 3 – WHO ORDERED THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL ALREADY?
TONIGHTS SPECIAL GUEST IS THE MAYOR OF KRAZIE TOWN – KRAZIE JOINS US FOR A GREAT TIME!
WHO IS DECORATING AND WHO ISN’T, SPANKY, JESTER, KRAZIE AND SCOOTER GIVE YOU THE LOWDOWN ON THEIR GRIZWOLD FAMILY CHRISTMAS PLANS… IT IS A LITTLE SURPRISING AND MOSTLY DISTURBING…
WE GET YOU PRIMED FOR THE BEGINNING OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON WITH A LITTLE WALK DOWN THE CINEMATIC LANE - AND THERE IS A LITTLE TRIVIA AS WELL. VERY LITTLE.
SOMEONE NAMED THEIR VEHICLE “TRUCK NORRIS” AND THEY DECORATED IT TOO… WE GET ALL THE DETAILS.
WE TRY TO DETERMINE WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ALL THE STORE FRONT BELL RINGING SANTAS? WHEN DID HOLIDAY COSTUMES BECOME OPTIONAL?
WE FOUND A NEW TWIST TO THE HOLIDAY SEASON… “UNCUFFING”. DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS...? WELL, WE FIND OUT ABOUT IT OR AT LEAST WE SPEND A LOT OF TIME DISCUSSING “UNCUFFING”
ITS TIME TO FIND OUT WHAT THE PEOPLE AT GOOGLE AND USA TODAY ARE RECOMMENDING FOR THE MOST POPULAR GIFTS THIS HOLIDAY SEASON…
HERE AT THE BEANS AND WEENIE IS DOOMED SHOW GIVE YOU ARE LIST OF GIFTS WE THINK PEOPLE REALLY WANT.
KRAZIE GIVES US THE DETAILS ON HER NEW VENTURE, KRAZIE TOWN.
BE SURE TO VISIT WWW.KRAZIE.TOWN FOR MORE DETAILS!
SOMEWHERE WE FIND A SECOND FOR SPORTS… BLAH BLAH BLAH. CONGRATULATIONS TO THE BRONCOS AND THE PACKERS FOR PULLING OUT WINS. THE CHIEFS WERE ROBBED!
THAT’S IT. WE DONE DID IT. HOLIDAY SEASON IS OFFICIALLY KICKED OFF WITH THE BLESSINGS OF THE BWD CREW!
SEE YOU NEXT SATURDAY, 8:30PM!

THE BEANS & WEENIE SHOW IS DOOMED with SPANKY, JESTER, & SCOOTER

SEASON 5 EPISODE 2 – COVID, GENITALS, and EVERYTHING ELSE!
WE ARE JOINED TONIGHT WITH ARE FRIEND FROM THE GREAT WHITE NORTH, EBIKE MIKE!
TONIGHTS SHOW IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER “P” –
WE SALUTE VETERANS!
JESTER IS NOT HAPPY WITH HIS “PROGENY” AND HE TELLS US WHY… WE ARE STILL CONFUSED.
DID YOU KNOW THAT PLANNED PARENTHOOD IS GIVING AWAY VASECTOMY’S… WE HAVE THE DETAILS AND IF THAT ISN’T STRANGE ENOUGH…
WE DISCUSS THE DOCTOR THAT HAS CREATED A “MOBILE VASECTOMY CLINIC”
FIND OUT WHY SAM HOUSTON STATE LOST A FOOTBALL GAME AT THE VERY END…
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE UROLOGIST? WELL WE FOUND ONE THAT ISN’T THAT SCARY… FIND OUT ALL ABOUT THIS MIRACLE MEDICAL WORKER.
WHAT IS THE STRANGEST REASON THAT YOU THINK A PERSON WOULD NOT GET HIRED FOR A JOB… WELL I BET THIS IS NOT ONE YOU THOUGHT UP… A STORY WE NEVER THOUGHT WE WOULD EVER HEAR, SO NOW YOU HAVE TO.
SPANKY FOUND INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT THE PENIS THAT YOU PROBABLY DO NOT KNOW… THESE ARE GREAT TOPICS FOR ALL THE HOLIDAY PARTIES YOU WILL ATTEND
THERE IS A LOT MORE TO MAKE YOUR LISTENING EXPERIENCE ENJOYABLE… JUST HIT PLAY!