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Wednesday Dec 27, 2023
Wednesday Dec 27, 2023
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
CHRISTMAS MEMORIES AND REMEMBERANCES
CHRISTMAS TRIVIA WITH MAYOR KRAZIE FROM KRAZIE TOWN GIFTS AND PRODUCTS
CHECK OUT WWW.KRAZIE.TOWN FOR GREAT PRODUCTS, JEWELRY, TUMBLERS, AND CUSTOM PRODUCTS!
(CONGRATULATIONS TO AMBER MAY, WINNER OF KRAZIE CHRISTMAS TRIVIA!)
THE ANNUAL READING OF “TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS” BY MAMA SCOOTER
FROM EVERYONE HERE AT THE BEANS AND WEENIE SHOW IS DOOMED, HAVE A SAFE AND VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS!
BE SURE TO JOIN US DECEMBER 30TH FOR THE PRE-NEW YEARS CELEBRATION AND BIG BOY SPANKY BIRTHDAY BASH. 8:30PM CST, SATURDAY NIGHT!
Wednesday Dec 20, 2023
Wednesday Dec 20, 2023
CRAZY ADVENT CALENDARS,
HEADLINES THAT SHOULD BE FORGOTTEN,
A LOVE STORY FOR THE AGES BUT WITH MISSING BODY PARTS
UBER EATS 2023 LIST OF MOST INTERESTING ORDERS
HOLIDAY TRIVIA WITH JESTER, ERIC THE PODFATHER, AND OUR FRIEND JAKE DIALS
BUT BE SURE TO TUNE IN FOR THE NEXT BEANS AND WEENIE SHOW IS DOOMED. WE WILL HAVE SOME MORE ENTERTAINING AND INFORMATIVE STORIES WAITING JUST FOR YOU. 8:30PM CST ON SATURDAY NIGHTS.
Wednesday Dec 13, 2023
Wednesday Dec 13, 2023
TONIGHTS SHOW BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER “M”
THE WEEKS HEADLINES WILL SURPRISE YOU
CREATIVE ELF ON A SHELF PLACEMENT IDEAS AND A PSA FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT HAVEN’T DIVED INTO THE HOLIDAY TRADITION POOL.
DATING TRADITIONS AND RITUALS THAT SHOULD BE BROUGHT BACK!
HOW DO YOU APPROACH THE SUBJECT OF HYGIENE, ESPECIALLY WITH A WOMAN? SPANKY GIVES YOU SOME BACKGROUND… THIS IS A SMELLY SUBJECT THAT SOME NEED TO HEAR!
WE HAVE THE MOST HATED HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITIES FOR 2023, AS VOTED FOR BY YOU… THE PUBLIC.SEE IF YOU AGREE… WE HAVE QUESTIONS ABOUT SOME
WE TRIED SOME TRIVIA FOR THE WORST HOLIDAY SONGS, SEE HOW THAT TURNED OUT.
AND THAT WAS A WRAP… BUT BE SURE TO TUNE IN FOR THE NEXT BEANS AND WEENIE SHOW IS DOOMED. WE WILL HAVE SOME MORE ENTERTAINING AND INFORMATIVE STORIES WAITING JUST FOR YOU. 8:30PM CST ON SATURDAY NIGHTS.
Wednesday Dec 06, 2023
Wednesday Dec 06, 2023
SEASON 5 EPISODE 5 – ITS ALL ABOUT THE GOLDEN RINGS… 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
THE LOVELY AND TALENTED DRAGON LADY KYLIE JOINS US THIS EVENING
SPANKY HAS A LITTLE TRIVIA FOR YOU THIS EVENING – HOW SMART ARE YOU?
THE SHOW CAREENS DOWN THE ROAD TO THE BEST FAMILY GAMES TO PLAY DURING THE HOLIDAY SEASON OR HOLIDAY PARTIES.
AT CHRISTMAS TIME IT IS ALWAYS HARD TO FIND A GOOD HIDING PLACE – WE HAVE A STORY ABOUT SOMEONES HIDING PLACE – NOT A GOOD ONE BUT IT IS A HIDING PLACE.
STRUGGLING TO FIND A GIFT FOR THAT CHILD IN YOUR LIFE? WELL, WE HAVE THE LIST FOR TOYS THAT YOU SHOULD AVOID BUYING FOR ANY CHILD… JUST DO NOT DO EVEN CONSIDER THESE…
SOMEONE HAS GIVEN US A BRIEF GLIMPSE INTO THE WORLD OF WHAT IS BEING PURCHASED FROM SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE ONLINE RETAILERS… NOT SURE YOU WILL EVEN BELIEVE THE THINGS PEOPLE ARE PURCHASING…
SPANKY GETS SERIOUS. AT LEAST FOR A MINUTE HE TRIES TO. THIS IS SOMETHING THAT COULD FIX ALL OF THE PROBLEMS IN THE WORLD TODAY. IT MAY EVEN BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE INITIATION OF WORLD WIDE PEACE. YOU HAVE TO LISTEN…
THERE YOU HAVE IT. ANOTHER BANNER SHOW JUST FOR YOU. REMEMBER, WE WILL BE LIVE ON SATURDAY THE 2ND OF DECEMBER AT 8:30PM CST – WAIT TIL YOU HEAR WHAT WE HAVE IN STORE FOR YOU!
Wednesday Nov 29, 2023
Wednesday Nov 29, 2023
SEASON 5 EPISODE 4 – THE CURE FOR YOUR THANKSGIVING HOLIDAY HANGOVER
WE ARE JESTER-LESS THIS EVENING –
SPANKY EXPLAINS WHAT RIGHT-SIDE UP PINEAPPLE PARTIES ARE… THIS IS INTERESTING
FIND OUT WHAT THE BEST THANKSGIVING SIDE DISHES WERE ACCORDING TO THE 2023 “STATES OF THE SIDES” POLL
HINT – STUFFING IS NO LONGER KING… FIND OUT WHAT RANKED #1
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HOLIDAY COMMERCIAL THAT BRINGS THOSE MEMORIES FLOWING – WE HAVE SOME AND WE PLAY THEM FOR YOU!
WHEN DID HOLIDAY TRADITIONS TAKE A NOSE DIVE? DO FAMILIES EVEN SPEAK DURING THE HOLIDAYS? WE MAY HAVE FOUND A PERFECT “NEW” TRADITION FOR YOU TO CONSIDER!
LAST WEEK WE GAVE YOU THE BEST HOLIDAY MOVIES ACCORDING TO ROTTEN TOMATOS SO THIS WEEK WE HAVE THE WORST HOLIDAY MOVIES – THIS IS A SKETCHY LIST BUT MAYBE YOU WILL AGREE WITH THEM…
WE HAVE THE LIST TO END ALL LISTS OF THE BEST GIFTS FOR 2023. THIS LIST COMES TO US FROM GOOD HOUSEKEEPING MAGAZINE SO YOU KNOW IT IS AWESOME… I THINK YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE SURPRISED THOUGH… YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY LISTEN AND LET US KNOW YOUR FAVORITE!
ALONG WITH THESE GREAT GIFT IDEAS, WE FOUND ONE GIFT THAT DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE… TELL US YOUR THOUGHTS.
THERE IS ALSO THE BEST REASONS WHY YOU ARE BETTER OFF SKIPPING BLACK FRIDAY SHOPPING…
THERE YOU HAVE IT. ANOTHER BANNER SHOW JUST FOR YOU. REMEMBER, WE WILL BE LIVE ON SATURDAY THE 2ND OF DECEMBER AT 8:30PM CST – WAIT TIL YOU HEAR WHAT WE HAVE IN STORE FOR YOU!
Wednesday Nov 22, 2023
Wednesday Nov 22, 2023
SEASON 5 EPISODE 3 – WHO ORDERED THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL ALREADY?
TONIGHTS SPECIAL GUEST IS THE MAYOR OF KRAZIE TOWN – KRAZIE JOINS US FOR A GREAT TIME!
WHO IS DECORATING AND WHO ISN’T, SPANKY, JESTER, KRAZIE AND SCOOTER GIVE YOU THE LOWDOWN ON THEIR GRIZWOLD FAMILY CHRISTMAS PLANS… IT IS A LITTLE SURPRISING AND MOSTLY DISTURBING…
WE GET YOU PRIMED FOR THE BEGINNING OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON WITH A LITTLE WALK DOWN THE CINEMATIC LANE - AND THERE IS A LITTLE TRIVIA AS WELL. VERY LITTLE.
SOMEONE NAMED THEIR VEHICLE “TRUCK NORRIS” AND THEY DECORATED IT TOO… WE GET ALL THE DETAILS.
WE TRY TO DETERMINE WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ALL THE STORE FRONT BELL RINGING SANTAS? WHEN DID HOLIDAY COSTUMES BECOME OPTIONAL?
WE FOUND A NEW TWIST TO THE HOLIDAY SEASON… “UNCUFFING”. DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS...? WELL, WE FIND OUT ABOUT IT OR AT LEAST WE SPEND A LOT OF TIME DISCUSSING “UNCUFFING”
ITS TIME TO FIND OUT WHAT THE PEOPLE AT GOOGLE AND USA TODAY ARE RECOMMENDING FOR THE MOST POPULAR GIFTS THIS HOLIDAY SEASON…
HERE AT THE BEANS AND WEENIE IS DOOMED SHOW GIVE YOU ARE LIST OF GIFTS WE THINK PEOPLE REALLY WANT.
KRAZIE GIVES US THE DETAILS ON HER NEW VENTURE, KRAZIE TOWN.
BE SURE TO VISIT WWW.KRAZIE.TOWN FOR MORE DETAILS!
SOMEWHERE WE FIND A SECOND FOR SPORTS… BLAH BLAH BLAH. CONGRATULATIONS TO THE BRONCOS AND THE PACKERS FOR PULLING OUT WINS. THE CHIEFS WERE ROBBED!
THAT’S IT. WE DONE DID IT. HOLIDAY SEASON IS OFFICIALLY KICKED OFF WITH THE BLESSINGS OF THE BWD CREW!
SEE YOU NEXT SATURDAY, 8:30PM!
Wednesday Nov 15, 2023
Wednesday Nov 15, 2023
SEASON 5 EPISODE 2 – COVID, GENITALS, and EVERYTHING ELSE!
WE ARE JOINED TONIGHT WITH ARE FRIEND FROM THE GREAT WHITE NORTH, EBIKE MIKE!
TONIGHTS SHOW IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER “P” –
WE SALUTE VETERANS!
JESTER IS NOT HAPPY WITH HIS “PROGENY” AND HE TELLS US WHY… WE ARE STILL CONFUSED.
DID YOU KNOW THAT PLANNED PARENTHOOD IS GIVING AWAY VASECTOMY’S… WE HAVE THE DETAILS AND IF THAT ISN’T STRANGE ENOUGH…
WE DISCUSS THE DOCTOR THAT HAS CREATED A “MOBILE VASECTOMY CLINIC”
FIND OUT WHY SAM HOUSTON STATE LOST A FOOTBALL GAME AT THE VERY END…
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE UROLOGIST? WELL WE FOUND ONE THAT ISN’T THAT SCARY… FIND OUT ALL ABOUT THIS MIRACLE MEDICAL WORKER.
WHAT IS THE STRANGEST REASON THAT YOU THINK A PERSON WOULD NOT GET HIRED FOR A JOB… WELL I BET THIS IS NOT ONE YOU THOUGHT UP… A STORY WE NEVER THOUGHT WE WOULD EVER HEAR, SO NOW YOU HAVE TO.
SPANKY FOUND INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT THE PENIS THAT YOU PROBABLY DO NOT KNOW… THESE ARE GREAT TOPICS FOR ALL THE HOLIDAY PARTIES YOU WILL ATTEND
THERE IS A LOT MORE TO MAKE YOUR LISTENING EXPERIENCE ENJOYABLE… JUST HIT PLAY!
Wednesday Nov 08, 2023
Wednesday Nov 08, 2023
SEASON 5 INAUGURAL EPISODE!
WE FIND OUT WHY JESTER IS NOT A PLUMBER OR IS HE FULL OF $#!T?
THERE IS A WILD DISCUSSION ABOUT SOME OF OUR FANTASTIC LISTENERS AND THE RELATIONSHIPS THEY MAY HAVE.
WE FIND OUT WHICH PODCAST HOST IS GINORMOUSLY ENDOWED… OR IS SHE?
IS THE UFC MAKING THE WRONG GENDER CHOICES IN A BEVERAGE? SPANKY HAS FEELINGS…
WHY IS IT OKAY FOR PALESTINIANS TO PROTEST THE US GOVERNMENT AT THE WHITE HOUSE BUT AMERICAN CITIZENS ARE GOING TO JAIL FOR LEGALLY PROTESTING AT THE CAPITOL?
WE FOUND OUT COLLEGE STUDENTS ARE DUMB WHEN THEY WEAR COSTUMES, ESPECIALLY BANANA FULL BODY SUITS
WE ASK THE QUESTION, “WHY SHOULDN’T FOURTH GRADERS BE ALLOWED TO WATCH RATED “R” FILMS IN CLASS?” YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED AT THIS ONE…
WE TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHAT COSTUMES WERE THE BEST THIS YEAR, TURNS OUT, NO ONE WENT TRICK OR TREATING SO WE HAVE NO IDEA AND WE DON’T CARE.
SCOOTER GIVES A LITTLE UPDATE ON THE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS OF MOM AND THE EVIL ALZHEIMERS/DEMENTIA.
WHAT DO ANIMAL ABUSE AND PATRONIZING A PROSTITUTE HAVE IN COMMON? WELL IF YOU LISTEN YOU MAY FIND OUT MORE THAN YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW.
STUFFED ANIMAL SEX. CAN’T FIND ANY OTHER WAY TO SAY IT BUT WE TALK ABOUT IT WHETHER YOU WANT TO HEAR OR NOT. ALL WE CAN SAY IS, ARKANSAS – WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE NATURAL STATE?
WE TALK A LITTLE SPORTS AND THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS THAT OKLAHOMA STATE UNIVERSITY ARE THE ETERNAL BEDLAM WINNERS AND THE SOONERS SUCK. YES I SAID IT.
I AM SURE THERE IS A LOT OF OTHER FUNNY FUNNY $#!T WE TALKED ABOUT SO YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO LISTEN AND LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF.
Saturday Jul 01, 2023
Saturday Jul 01, 2023
Is GAS STATION SUSHI a good meal before going to a strip club? We have some details you need to hear...
Has Scooby Doo characters reached a new low in their cartoon lives? It just may be the case... Listen and you can decide!
The FIVE WORST and LEAST SEXY LOOKS for Men... according to the Wall Street Journal and we will agree.
We always have some sexy recipes for you to try... if you haven't heard them then you should probably watch them instead of listen...
Check out https://www.youtube.com/live/_gYRnLITJVQ?feature=share
for all the glorious recipes.
Be sure to visit https://www.beansandweenieshow.com
Saturday Jun 17, 2023
Saturday Jun 17, 2023
Tonight we have a wonderful discussion about:
Vasectomy's
Mutilated Sex Dolls
Charlie Sheen's Hot Daughter
The very first American Roller Coaster
Candid conversation about the Headlines causing YOU to lose sleep
Jester, Spanky, and ShelbieJack give you their best Sexy Recipes.... Hot Stuff
It's always fun. It's always a little weird and definitely CRAZY!