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Wednesday Nov 29, 2023
Wednesday Nov 29, 2023
SEASON 5 EPISODE 4 – THE CURE FOR YOUR THANKSGIVING HOLIDAY HANGOVER
WE ARE JESTER-LESS THIS EVENING –
SPANKY EXPLAINS WHAT RIGHT-SIDE UP PINEAPPLE PARTIES ARE… THIS IS INTERESTING
FIND OUT WHAT THE BEST THANKSGIVING SIDE DISHES WERE ACCORDING TO THE 2023 “STATES OF THE SIDES” POLL
HINT – STUFFING IS NO LONGER KING… FIND OUT WHAT RANKED #1
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HOLIDAY COMMERCIAL THAT BRINGS THOSE MEMORIES FLOWING – WE HAVE SOME AND WE PLAY THEM FOR YOU!
WHEN DID HOLIDAY TRADITIONS TAKE A NOSE DIVE? DO FAMILIES EVEN SPEAK DURING THE HOLIDAYS? WE MAY HAVE FOUND A PERFECT “NEW” TRADITION FOR YOU TO CONSIDER!
LAST WEEK WE GAVE YOU THE BEST HOLIDAY MOVIES ACCORDING TO ROTTEN TOMATOS SO THIS WEEK WE HAVE THE WORST HOLIDAY MOVIES – THIS IS A SKETCHY LIST BUT MAYBE YOU WILL AGREE WITH THEM…
WE HAVE THE LIST TO END ALL LISTS OF THE BEST GIFTS FOR 2023. THIS LIST COMES TO US FROM GOOD HOUSEKEEPING MAGAZINE SO YOU KNOW IT IS AWESOME… I THINK YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE SURPRISED THOUGH… YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY LISTEN AND LET US KNOW YOUR FAVORITE!
ALONG WITH THESE GREAT GIFT IDEAS, WE FOUND ONE GIFT THAT DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE… TELL US YOUR THOUGHTS.
THERE IS ALSO THE BEST REASONS WHY YOU ARE BETTER OFF SKIPPING BLACK FRIDAY SHOPPING…
THERE YOU HAVE IT. ANOTHER BANNER SHOW JUST FOR YOU. REMEMBER, WE WILL BE LIVE ON SATURDAY THE 2ND OF DECEMBER AT 8:30PM CST – WAIT TIL YOU HEAR WHAT WE HAVE IN STORE FOR YOU!
Wednesday Nov 22, 2023
Wednesday Nov 22, 2023
SEASON 5 EPISODE 3 – WHO ORDERED THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL ALREADY?
TONIGHTS SPECIAL GUEST IS THE MAYOR OF KRAZIE TOWN – KRAZIE JOINS US FOR A GREAT TIME!
WHO IS DECORATING AND WHO ISN’T, SPANKY, JESTER, KRAZIE AND SCOOTER GIVE YOU THE LOWDOWN ON THEIR GRIZWOLD FAMILY CHRISTMAS PLANS… IT IS A LITTLE SURPRISING AND MOSTLY DISTURBING…
WE GET YOU PRIMED FOR THE BEGINNING OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON WITH A LITTLE WALK DOWN THE CINEMATIC LANE - AND THERE IS A LITTLE TRIVIA AS WELL. VERY LITTLE.
SOMEONE NAMED THEIR VEHICLE “TRUCK NORRIS” AND THEY DECORATED IT TOO… WE GET ALL THE DETAILS.
WE TRY TO DETERMINE WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ALL THE STORE FRONT BELL RINGING SANTAS? WHEN DID HOLIDAY COSTUMES BECOME OPTIONAL?
WE FOUND A NEW TWIST TO THE HOLIDAY SEASON… “UNCUFFING”. DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS...? WELL, WE FIND OUT ABOUT IT OR AT LEAST WE SPEND A LOT OF TIME DISCUSSING “UNCUFFING”
ITS TIME TO FIND OUT WHAT THE PEOPLE AT GOOGLE AND USA TODAY ARE RECOMMENDING FOR THE MOST POPULAR GIFTS THIS HOLIDAY SEASON…
HERE AT THE BEANS AND WEENIE IS DOOMED SHOW GIVE YOU ARE LIST OF GIFTS WE THINK PEOPLE REALLY WANT.
KRAZIE GIVES US THE DETAILS ON HER NEW VENTURE, KRAZIE TOWN.
BE SURE TO VISIT WWW.KRAZIE.TOWN FOR MORE DETAILS!
SOMEWHERE WE FIND A SECOND FOR SPORTS… BLAH BLAH BLAH. CONGRATULATIONS TO THE BRONCOS AND THE PACKERS FOR PULLING OUT WINS. THE CHIEFS WERE ROBBED!
THAT’S IT. WE DONE DID IT. HOLIDAY SEASON IS OFFICIALLY KICKED OFF WITH THE BLESSINGS OF THE BWD CREW!
SEE YOU NEXT SATURDAY, 8:30PM!
Wednesday Nov 15, 2023
Wednesday Nov 15, 2023
SEASON 5 EPISODE 2 – COVID, GENITALS, and EVERYTHING ELSE!
WE ARE JOINED TONIGHT WITH ARE FRIEND FROM THE GREAT WHITE NORTH, EBIKE MIKE!
TONIGHTS SHOW IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER “P” –
WE SALUTE VETERANS!
JESTER IS NOT HAPPY WITH HIS “PROGENY” AND HE TELLS US WHY… WE ARE STILL CONFUSED.
DID YOU KNOW THAT PLANNED PARENTHOOD IS GIVING AWAY VASECTOMY’S… WE HAVE THE DETAILS AND IF THAT ISN’T STRANGE ENOUGH…
WE DISCUSS THE DOCTOR THAT HAS CREATED A “MOBILE VASECTOMY CLINIC”
FIND OUT WHY SAM HOUSTON STATE LOST A FOOTBALL GAME AT THE VERY END…
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE UROLOGIST? WELL WE FOUND ONE THAT ISN’T THAT SCARY… FIND OUT ALL ABOUT THIS MIRACLE MEDICAL WORKER.
WHAT IS THE STRANGEST REASON THAT YOU THINK A PERSON WOULD NOT GET HIRED FOR A JOB… WELL I BET THIS IS NOT ONE YOU THOUGHT UP… A STORY WE NEVER THOUGHT WE WOULD EVER HEAR, SO NOW YOU HAVE TO.
SPANKY FOUND INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT THE PENIS THAT YOU PROBABLY DO NOT KNOW… THESE ARE GREAT TOPICS FOR ALL THE HOLIDAY PARTIES YOU WILL ATTEND
THERE IS A LOT MORE TO MAKE YOUR LISTENING EXPERIENCE ENJOYABLE… JUST HIT PLAY!
Wednesday Nov 08, 2023
Wednesday Nov 08, 2023
SEASON 5 INAUGURAL EPISODE!
WE FIND OUT WHY JESTER IS NOT A PLUMBER OR IS HE FULL OF $#!T?
THERE IS A WILD DISCUSSION ABOUT SOME OF OUR FANTASTIC LISTENERS AND THE RELATIONSHIPS THEY MAY HAVE.
WE FIND OUT WHICH PODCAST HOST IS GINORMOUSLY ENDOWED… OR IS SHE?
IS THE UFC MAKING THE WRONG GENDER CHOICES IN A BEVERAGE? SPANKY HAS FEELINGS…
WHY IS IT OKAY FOR PALESTINIANS TO PROTEST THE US GOVERNMENT AT THE WHITE HOUSE BUT AMERICAN CITIZENS ARE GOING TO JAIL FOR LEGALLY PROTESTING AT THE CAPITOL?
WE FOUND OUT COLLEGE STUDENTS ARE DUMB WHEN THEY WEAR COSTUMES, ESPECIALLY BANANA FULL BODY SUITS
WE ASK THE QUESTION, “WHY SHOULDN’T FOURTH GRADERS BE ALLOWED TO WATCH RATED “R” FILMS IN CLASS?” YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED AT THIS ONE…
WE TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHAT COSTUMES WERE THE BEST THIS YEAR, TURNS OUT, NO ONE WENT TRICK OR TREATING SO WE HAVE NO IDEA AND WE DON’T CARE.
SCOOTER GIVES A LITTLE UPDATE ON THE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS OF MOM AND THE EVIL ALZHEIMERS/DEMENTIA.
WHAT DO ANIMAL ABUSE AND PATRONIZING A PROSTITUTE HAVE IN COMMON? WELL IF YOU LISTEN YOU MAY FIND OUT MORE THAN YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW.
STUFFED ANIMAL SEX. CAN’T FIND ANY OTHER WAY TO SAY IT BUT WE TALK ABOUT IT WHETHER YOU WANT TO HEAR OR NOT. ALL WE CAN SAY IS, ARKANSAS – WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE NATURAL STATE?
WE TALK A LITTLE SPORTS AND THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS THAT OKLAHOMA STATE UNIVERSITY ARE THE ETERNAL BEDLAM WINNERS AND THE SOONERS SUCK. YES I SAID IT.
I AM SURE THERE IS A LOT OF OTHER FUNNY FUNNY $#!T WE TALKED ABOUT SO YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO LISTEN AND LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF.
Saturday Jul 01, 2023
Saturday Jul 01, 2023
Is GAS STATION SUSHI a good meal before going to a strip club? We have some details you need to hear...
Has Scooby Doo characters reached a new low in their cartoon lives? It just may be the case... Listen and you can decide!
The FIVE WORST and LEAST SEXY LOOKS for Men... according to the Wall Street Journal and we will agree.
We always have some sexy recipes for you to try... if you haven't heard them then you should probably watch them instead of listen...
Check out https://www.youtube.com/live/_gYRnLITJVQ?feature=share
for all the glorious recipes.
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Saturday Jun 17, 2023
Saturday Jun 17, 2023
Tonight we have a wonderful discussion about:
Vasectomy's
Mutilated Sex Dolls
Charlie Sheen's Hot Daughter
The very first American Roller Coaster
Candid conversation about the Headlines causing YOU to lose sleep
Jester, Spanky, and ShelbieJack give you their best Sexy Recipes.... Hot Stuff
It's always fun. It's always a little weird and definitely CRAZY!
Saturday May 27, 2023
Saturday May 27, 2023
We have a lot of FUN with Spanky's Return to the Studio!
Tina Turner's life and passing becomes an interesting topic. Just know that Spanky is wrong about everything!
We discuss and attempt to hold down stomach contents in regards to the WOKE WORLD! We jump on the bandwagon so...
Target, Sports Illustrated, Bud, and The North Face
are topics of conversation.
Join us for some SITCOM THEME SONG TRIVIA.
How well do you know your TV SHOW THEME SONGS...?
We journey to the far off land of Islamabad Pakistan for some very disturbing news about the DEAD!
We ask the question, "How bad do you want that HOT POCKET?" and society answered. Not a good answer but today's society lacks something... we think it's COMMON SENSE!
We think we found the next Annie Oakley... Just saying...
We WISH EVERYONE a SAFE and HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND!
Thank YOU to all the veterans and ALL THE FAMILIES and FRIENDS OF VETERANS!
Monday Apr 24, 2023
Monday Apr 24, 2023
The WOMEN of DOOM take over the show!
Jelly, Kylie, and ShelbieJack guide the conversation and DOOM & Scooter have no SAY!
This is worth the listen!
We learn some things about, well, everything...
Enjoy
Tuesday Apr 18, 2023
Tuesday Apr 18, 2023
DOOM & Scooter have your weekly recap
NYC has a NEW RAT CZAR
ITS RAINING BOVINES – TEXAS BLOWS UP A LOT OF COWS
ENGLAND HATES LITTLE OLD LADIES AND FORCES ONE OUT OF ELECTED OFFICE
REDNECKS IN CALIFORNIA – WE FOUND THE MOST EXPENSIVE TRAILER PARK
DO YOU WONDER WHAT THERE IS TO CELEBRATE AFTER EASTER? SCOOTER & DOOM HAVE YOUR TOP TEN LIST OF CELEBRATIONS AND CELEBRATORY REASONS
AND WE FINALLY ANSWER THE QUESTION OR WE AT LEAST DISCUSS THE EVER LINGERING QUESTION “DO MEN HAVE PERIODS?”
LAST BUT NOT LEAST, DOOM GOES HEAD TO HEAD WITH ONE OF OUR FRIENDS, JAKE THE SNAKE IN A BATTLE OF TRIVIA! FIND OUT WHO WINS IF ANYONE ACTUALLY DID WIN...
Monday Mar 27, 2023
Monday Mar 27, 2023
TIKTOK – WHAT IS GOING ON. JESTER AND SCOOTER HAVE THEORIES. YOU NEED TO HEAR THEM…
WE DISCUSS SOME OF THE MORE INTERESTING REQUESTS CUSTOMERS HAVE MADE TO RETAIL EMPLOYEES
SOMEHOW WE DISCUSS THE GWYNETH PALTROW LAWSUIT.. SHE RAN OVER SOMEONE SKIING.
THE BOYS ASKED A QUESITON AND THE LISTENERS RESPONDED…
THE QUESTION IS “THINGS YOU CAN SAY TO YOUR PET THAT YOU PROBABLY SHOULD NOT SAY TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER” WE DISCOVERED HOW TWISTED PEOPLE MAY BE, YOU NEED TO LISTEN
WE HAVE A CANDID CONVERSATION WITH ONE OF OUR FAVORITE LISTENERS – CUEBELLAK8 MAKES A WONDERFUL APPEARANCE.
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